Alexei Sayle told this one during an episode of The Young Ones back in the 1980s. Talking of his rebellious days, he said, "I used to have 'WAR' tattooed on this hand and 'PEACE' tattooed on the other hand and 'THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV' tattooed down me spine". I wonder how many of the audience actually got that one.
The are 10 kinds of people in the world; those that understand binary arithmetic and those that don't. Some people say you can't pronounce the 10 as "ten" if you tell this joke out loud but I disagree.
One atom says to another, "I think I've lost an electron", and the other says, "Are you sure?". The first one replies, "I'm positive".
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at nights wondering if there really was a dog.
A Buddhist monk goes into a burger bar and says, "Make me one with everything".
A programmer’s partner asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they
have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of
bread.
More to follow when they come into my head...
Saturday, July 25, 2015
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